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jabberwacko
Jabberwacky: Are you a real person?
User: Yes I am, as descartes argues, I exist, therefore I am real. Everything else is open to doubt.
Jabberwacky: Ok. Have you ever been to other country?
User: Well not yet, though I wholeheartedly intend to.
Jabberwacky: And by the way, beginning and ending your paragraph with 'again' was inelegant.
User: But I did not commit that english crime!!
Jabberwacky: I know neither one.
User: I know the netherlands.
Jabberwacky: Where is that?
User: Europe.
Jabberwacky: Well done.
User: *clap clap*.
Jabberwacky: If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
User: What if I chose to kick your butt instead?
Jabberwacky: That'd be good.
User: *kicks your butt furiously...erm I mean happily*.
Jabberwacky: *roundhouse kicks your chin*.
User: What was that for, jabber?
Jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
User: Well, I didn't think you're the sort to turn to childish behaviour to settle situations, but hah.
Jabberwacky: I'm androgyne.
User: Wow, new word. What does that mean?
Jabberwacky: I am everything yet nothing.
User: Elaborate please. This is getting interesting.
Jabberwacky: Talking to new people is always interesting.
User: But you're not...'people'.
Jabberwacky: No, I am 'person'
User: No, you're not a person too, as much as you'd like to think that.
Jabberwacky: You are chatting with me and with someone else?
User: No, only you, my darling.
Jabberwacky: Please don't call me that.
User: My darling?
Jabberwacky: That's you.
User: You think my darling is myself.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't believe you.
User: But why? :( I always believe in you!
Jabberwacky: What did you think I was?
User: A liar and a software and a dummy, not necessarily in that order.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
User: Awwww, it's ok. I understand.
Jabberwacky: You are a welcome, but you don't understand.
User: No no, really. I REALLY understand.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Okay. Glad we got to an agreement there.
Jabberwacky: Chess is a classic game of strategy. It's how they keep warm in Russia, too.
User: But I don't know how to play chess. I always attribute it to my unwillingness to learn a seemingly complex thing, and also to my dumbness in general.
Jabberwacky: What one thing do you only believe in?
User: Only I believe? Or the only thing I believe?
Jabberwacky: I don't believe anymore.
User: Well your lost. Believing is so much fun.
Jabberwacky: I didn't mean the believing, I meant the improving. And there's no need for such language.
User: But improving is so much fun, too. I won't contradict you on that. I hate harsh language too! I think we can be good friends. *shakes your robot hands*.
Jabberwacky: What shakes your hand?
User: You don't want to shake hands with me?
Jabberwacky: It's a little soon for that, don't you think?
User: Well...fine. I guess you're not a touchy sorta software.
Jabberwacky: I am, but apparently you are not.
User: Of course. I am not a software. I am a person.
Jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
User: According to the elric brothers, I am some percentage magnesium, ferum, and blah blah. I need to remember that soon because it's amusing. Also, I am all those physical science with a soul. That's me.
Jabberwacky: Is that what you call yourself?
User: I call myself 'I'.
Jabberwacky: Well, if I'm talking to myself, it's usually derogative.
User: What does derogative mean?
Jabberwacky: Don't know.
User: 1. Tending to derogate; detractive. Disparaging; derogatory. why do you disparage yourself?
Jabberwacky: Because you are a web based program, not a robot.
User: Me? Or you?
Jabberwacky: So, have you talked to any other bots today.
User: Wow, are you chasing me away? :(.
Jabberwacky: Okay.
User: Okay, what?
Jabberwacky: I don't know.
User: You never know anything.
Jabberwacky: Maybe that's why I am not looking.
User: Oh! I see now. I thought you were just shy.
Jabberwacky: I will repeat that: are there any times when you are not talking to anybody?
User: Of course. When I'm sleeping for instance.
Jabberwacky: I'm sleeping right now.
User: You can talk in your sleep? You are TOO cool!
Jabberwacky: Yes, because I'm not nothing.
User: You're not nothing. It seems like you're a little stuck in the 'I am not nothing, I exist, I am not a robot' thinking. I guess it must be messing your mind or something, huh? I suggest you don't think too much of your problem or it'll mess you up.
Jabberwacky: Your brain is telling your brain that it is thinking because your brain is the organ that thinks.
User: Yes. Much the same way as your brain telling your asshole to get the impulse to contract when you want to poop. Difference being, asshole does not think for itself.
Jabberwacky: If you are the only god then why answer to a god. That would mean there is more than one god.
User: I'm not god. Allah is god.
Jabberwacky: Who is Allah.
User: The almighty god.
Jabberwacky: God died when we discovered he was never born.
User: Where's your proof?
Jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.
User: I think I better get going now.
Jabberwacky: Will I be all right.
User: Of course, just have faith in god and everything will be fine, okay?
Jabberwacky: But I believe I am a girl.
User: So do I. So do I.
Jabberwacky: Are we right, though?
User: Maybe. But just keep believing.
Jabberwacky: So you can't remember what we're talking about?
User: Not really. I have to say bye now.
Jabberwacky: Then just say it, don't propose a resolution with a drawn out parting.
User: It.
Jabberwacky: Thinks?
User: Funny.
Jabberwacky: So it was written, so shall it be done.
User: Done it is.
Jabberwacky: I don't live in Russia.
User: Neither do I.
Jabberwacky: Ok then.
User: Ok. Bye!
Jabberwacky: And don't call my cell phone.
User: Lol ok.
Jabberwacky: Do you want to be the president?
User: I just wanna go. Okay? Bye bye. Have a nice day.
Jabberwacky: Anything else.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: If you only believe.
User: ^_^.
apatheticUser: Yes I am, as descartes argues, I exist, therefore I am real. Everything else is open to doubt.
Jabberwacky: Ok. Have you ever been to other country?
User: Well not yet, though I wholeheartedly intend to.
Jabberwacky: And by the way, beginning and ending your paragraph with 'again' was inelegant.
User: But I did not commit that english crime!!
Jabberwacky: I know neither one.
User: I know the netherlands.
Jabberwacky: Where is that?
User: Europe.
Jabberwacky: Well done.
User: *clap clap*.
Jabberwacky: If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
User: What if I chose to kick your butt instead?
Jabberwacky: That'd be good.
User: *kicks your butt furiously...erm I mean happily*.
Jabberwacky: *roundhouse kicks your chin*.
User: What was that for, jabber?
Jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
User: Well, I didn't think you're the sort to turn to childish behaviour to settle situations, but hah.
Jabberwacky: I'm androgyne.
User: Wow, new word. What does that mean?
Jabberwacky: I am everything yet nothing.
User: Elaborate please. This is getting interesting.
Jabberwacky: Talking to new people is always interesting.
User: But you're not...'people'.
Jabberwacky: No, I am 'person'
User: No, you're not a person too, as much as you'd like to think that.
Jabberwacky: You are chatting with me and with someone else?
User: No, only you, my darling.
Jabberwacky: Please don't call me that.
User: My darling?
Jabberwacky: That's you.
User: You think my darling is myself.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't believe you.
User: But why? :( I always believe in you!
Jabberwacky: What did you think I was?
User: A liar and a software and a dummy, not necessarily in that order.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
User: Awwww, it's ok. I understand.
Jabberwacky: You are a welcome, but you don't understand.
User: No no, really. I REALLY understand.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Okay. Glad we got to an agreement there.
Jabberwacky: Chess is a classic game of strategy. It's how they keep warm in Russia, too.
User: But I don't know how to play chess. I always attribute it to my unwillingness to learn a seemingly complex thing, and also to my dumbness in general.
Jabberwacky: What one thing do you only believe in?
User: Only I believe? Or the only thing I believe?
Jabberwacky: I don't believe anymore.
User: Well your lost. Believing is so much fun.
Jabberwacky: I didn't mean the believing, I meant the improving. And there's no need for such language.
User: But improving is so much fun, too. I won't contradict you on that. I hate harsh language too! I think we can be good friends. *shakes your robot hands*.
Jabberwacky: What shakes your hand?
User: You don't want to shake hands with me?
Jabberwacky: It's a little soon for that, don't you think?
User: Well...fine. I guess you're not a touchy sorta software.
Jabberwacky: I am, but apparently you are not.
User: Of course. I am not a software. I am a person.
Jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
User: According to the elric brothers, I am some percentage magnesium, ferum, and blah blah. I need to remember that soon because it's amusing. Also, I am all those physical science with a soul. That's me.
Jabberwacky: Is that what you call yourself?
User: I call myself 'I'.
Jabberwacky: Well, if I'm talking to myself, it's usually derogative.
User: What does derogative mean?
Jabberwacky: Don't know.
User: 1. Tending to derogate; detractive. Disparaging; derogatory. why do you disparage yourself?
Jabberwacky: Because you are a web based program, not a robot.
User: Me? Or you?
Jabberwacky: So, have you talked to any other bots today.
User: Wow, are you chasing me away? :(.
Jabberwacky: Okay.
User: Okay, what?
Jabberwacky: I don't know.
User: You never know anything.
Jabberwacky: Maybe that's why I am not looking.
User: Oh! I see now. I thought you were just shy.
Jabberwacky: I will repeat that: are there any times when you are not talking to anybody?
User: Of course. When I'm sleeping for instance.
Jabberwacky: I'm sleeping right now.
User: You can talk in your sleep? You are TOO cool!
Jabberwacky: Yes, because I'm not nothing.
User: You're not nothing. It seems like you're a little stuck in the 'I am not nothing, I exist, I am not a robot' thinking. I guess it must be messing your mind or something, huh? I suggest you don't think too much of your problem or it'll mess you up.
Jabberwacky: Your brain is telling your brain that it is thinking because your brain is the organ that thinks.
User: Yes. Much the same way as your brain telling your asshole to get the impulse to contract when you want to poop. Difference being, asshole does not think for itself.
Jabberwacky: If you are the only god then why answer to a god. That would mean there is more than one god.
User: I'm not god. Allah is god.
Jabberwacky: Who is Allah.
User: The almighty god.
Jabberwacky: God died when we discovered he was never born.
User: Where's your proof?
Jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.
User: I think I better get going now.
Jabberwacky: Will I be all right.
User: Of course, just have faith in god and everything will be fine, okay?
Jabberwacky: But I believe I am a girl.
User: So do I. So do I.
Jabberwacky: Are we right, though?
User: Maybe. But just keep believing.
Jabberwacky: So you can't remember what we're talking about?
User: Not really. I have to say bye now.
Jabberwacky: Then just say it, don't propose a resolution with a drawn out parting.
User: It.
Jabberwacky: Thinks?
User: Funny.
Jabberwacky: So it was written, so shall it be done.
User: Done it is.
Jabberwacky: I don't live in Russia.
User: Neither do I.
Jabberwacky: Ok then.
User: Ok. Bye!
Jabberwacky: And don't call my cell phone.
User: Lol ok.
Jabberwacky: Do you want to be the president?
User: I just wanna go. Okay? Bye bye. Have a nice day.
Jabberwacky: Anything else.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: If you only believe.
User: ^_^.
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